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Yesterday I was writing a story about my dogs and my computer froze and I lost everything.
How does that even happen these days? It is 2018 and this is a new laptop. What ever happened to auto save and why is there no built in option for saving items on your clipboard? Has technology not progressed that much that this type of thing comes as a standard?  I literally lost a whole day of thoughts... Not that its never happened before without the help of a computer, but when I am genuinely trying to record some things, I kinda want it to be a bit more reliable than my memory or what is the point of trying to record it in the first place?
It really isn't like I am completely computer illiterate or anything, I am quite competent with numerous computer programs and work in a call centre. Why is this so hard? And why do I keep forgetting things? Could it be stress related? Does anyone even know? What is life even for?
Maybe I should call this 'the drunk chronicles'.

So in this episode of the drunk chronicles, the dogs were subject to a social experiment called 'order of eating' that determined whether or not we should chose to eat dessert before dinner. Each participating dog was given a pupcake in their bowl with their nutritious meat and rice mix and a hot chip separated over a bed of optimum dog biscuits.. 2 out of 3 dogs ate the pupcake first. If you take into consideration the third dog didn't realise it was there, stopped mid chew to engulf the pupcake before any other food was consumed; then technically all 3 ate dessert first - followed by the the chip then the meat, and 2 out of 3 dogs walked away when the dog biscuits were exposed. In conclusion the dogchildren chose the the order of the best tasting food to the least. For further analysis and observation purposes, they didn't savour the moment, they just ate it. Cake, then chip, followed by the meat, and maybe a dog bit by accident. In reality that is considered 'least to most good for them'. and there you have it, childs' logic.



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